Weight Loss Watcher

The Weight Loss Watcher needs organization and eyeballs to advance the battle against further weight gain.

..........Destination 170 lbs
.....Position 178 lbs.....
Origin 200 lbs..........

1/9/6 Weight Loss Watcher Explication

Prologue
Wow, I actually feel motivated. I removed the clothes hanging from the treadmill and went for a run! Please note that run is a euphemism for walk.

Celerity
  • 2.5 mph
Tenure
  • 30 minutes
Scope
  • 1.22 miles, barely
Diversion
 Weight Loss Watcher Epilogue
Just as I turned on the TV, I heard Ron Burgundy discussing a new fad called jogging. That has to mean something, doesn't it?

Stay Classy, San Diego

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